\u0130brahim, ge\u00e7enlerde, \u201cHasan Abi, her konuda yazm\u0131\u015fs\u0131n\u201d deyince, \u015fakayla kar\u0131\u015f\u0131k \u201cEvet, bir yemek tarifi yazmad\u0131\u011f\u0131m kald\u0131\u201d dedim.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n
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Sonra kendi kendime, \u201cSahi niye yazm\u0131yorum ki?\u201d dedim. Mutfakla aras\u0131 iyi olan biri olarak, pekala yemek tarifi yazabilirim. Kald\u0131 ki i\u015fin jargonunu da seviyorum: \u201cG\u0131d\u0131m, tutam, di\u015f, \u00e7entik, karar\u0131nda, ald\u0131\u011f\u0131 kadar, kulak memesi, pembele\u015fme vs. Karar verdim yemek tarifi yazaca\u011f\u0131m \u2026 da \u2026 ne yazsam? En kolay\u0131ndan ba\u015flayay\u0131m dedim. Ger\u00e7i mutfak i\u015finde \u201cen kolay\u201d diye bir tabir yok(mu\u015f); tepemde ustam olsa \u015fimdiye tavan\u0131n k\u0131\u00e7\u0131n\u0131 kafama yemi\u015ftim. \u00d6yle de\u011fil mi? Yazman\u0131n ki yemek yapmaya \u00e7ok benzetirim, kolay\u0131 var m\u0131 ki yeme\u011fin de olsun? Misal; \u201cEvlad\u0131m kolay\u0131ndan ba\u015fla, k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck hikayeler yaz\u201d diyen bir \u201cbileni\u201d \u00c7ehov \u00e7arpmaz m\u0131? \u00c7arpar. \u00d6yleyse c\u00fcmleyi \u015f\u00f6yle d\u00fczelteyim: Yap\u0131m\u0131na en \u00e7ok muktedir oldu\u011fum yeme\u011fin tarifiyle ba\u015flayay\u0131m:\u00a0<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n
Patates Kavurma (Dikkat, k\u0131zartma de\u011fil):<\/strong><\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n Y\u00f6re:<\/strong> Mara\u015f\/Elbistan<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n Ustam:<\/strong> Annem\/Ablalar\u0131m<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n Malzemeler:<\/strong> Patates, so\u011fan, s\u0131v\u0131 ya\u011f, sal\u00e7a, ye\u015fil biber, tuz, k\u0131rm\u0131z\u0131 pul biber ve reyhan<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n Haz\u0131rlan\u0131\u015f\u0131:<\/strong><\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n Patatesler ha\u015flan\u0131r. (Bu c\u00fcmle kimi yemek kitaplar\u0131nda \u015fu \u015fekil(sizlik)de ge\u00e7er: \u201c\u0130rice patatesler bir kazanda, suyla kaynat\u0131l\u0131r.\u201d Bu t\u00fcr, okura, a\u015f\u00e7\u0131ya, dile, patatese, suya ve kazana\u00a0 hakaret c\u00fcmlelerden m\u00fcmk\u00fcn mertebe uzak duraca\u011f\u0131m; kald\u0131 ki laf\u0131n hepsi zeki insana anlat\u0131lmaz, o y\u00fczden k\u0131saca ve \u00f6z \u201cpatatesler ha\u015flan\u0131r\u201d demekle yetindim.) Ha\u015flanm\u0131\u015f patatesler, so\u011fuk sudan ge\u00e7irilir. Akabinde soyulur ve bir tencerede\/kapta ezilir. Ezme i\u015fi m\u00fchim; zira patateslerin iyice un ufak edilmesi icap eder. Bunun i\u00e7in mutfa\u011f\u0131n\u0131zda bir Patates Ezece\u011fi yoksa \u00e7atal kullanabilirsiniz ama Patates Ezece\u011fi varsa i\u015finiz \u00e7ok daha kolay olur; diyordum ki akl\u0131ma ne geldi:<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n [Yine ge\u00e7enlerde \u00d6nder, \u201cKoca Da\u011flar Deviren “Liberal” G**ler<\/em>\u201d adl\u0131 \u00e7ift y\u0131ld\u0131zl\u0131 makalesinde mevzuya \u201cHemen \u015funu belirtmek isterim; tarihsel ve evrensel anlam\u0131yla T\u00fcrkiye’de liberal yoktur.<\/em>\u201d c\u00fcmlesiyle \u00e7ivileme dal\u0131\u015f yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131ndan bu yana, ald\u0131 beni bir d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnce. \u201cE, o zaman\u201d deyip kendi kendime \u201cbiz bizim liberallere ne demeliyiz?\u201d \u201cLibo\u015f\u201d diyemem zira cins ayr\u0131m\u0131na dayal\u0131 bir adland\u0131rma. Daha faziletli bir isim bulmak laz\u0131m. Emrah\u2019\u0131n yeni \u00e7\u0131kacak \u201cY\u00fczler\u201d adl\u0131 roman\u0131n\u0131 kendi aram\u0131zda konu\u015furken Erdem, \u201cUmar\u0131m, korsan\u0131 \u00e7\u0131kar\u201d dedi\u011finde, meseleyi bir birine ba\u011flay\u0131verdim. Ben art\u0131k bizim liberallere \u201cKorsan Liberal\u201d diyece\u011fim. Altba\u015fl\u0131k da haz\u0131r \u201cAsl\u0131 t\u00fckendi korsan\u0131 T\u00fcrkiye\u2019de.\u201d Laf\u0131n ucu ka\u00e7mas\u0131n, b\u00fct\u00fcn bunlar, \u201cha\u015flam\u0131\u015f patatesleri Patates Ezece\u011fi\u2019yle ezin\u201d demek isterken akl\u0131ma \u00fc\u015f\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc. Yine kafam\u0131 me\u015fgul eden ve bug\u00fcne kadar hakk\u0131nda tek c\u00fcmle kurmad\u0131\u011f\u0131m AKP-Korsan Liberal fl\u00f6rt\u00fcn\u00fc de \u00e7\u00f6zm\u00fc\u015f oldum. \u201cBuldum\u201d dedim \u201cVallahi de buldum!\u201d Bu bizim Korsan Liberaller AKP\u2019ye t\u00fcrbanl\u0131-t\u00fcrbans\u0131z, vadeli-vadesiz, faizli-faizsiz, destek sundular ya, kesinlikle ha\u015flanm\u0131\u015f patatesin Patates Ezece\u011fi kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131ndaki tavr\u0131 sergilemi\u015f oldular. Soru \u015fu: Alet neden delikli? Muhtemel yan\u0131t: Kar\u015f\u0131 direnci azaltmak i\u00e7in. Yani? Yanisi \u015fu: Patates, tepesinde Ezece\u011fi g\u00f6rd\u00fc\u011f\u00fc an evvela direni\u015fe ge\u00e7er sonra bakar ki tepede delikler var, hemen alt h\u00fccrelere haber salar \u201cArkada\u015flar, haz\u0131r olun! \u00d6zg\u00fcrl\u00fck alanlar\u0131 ke\u015ffettik; oralara y\u00f6nelip, onlar\u0131 geni\u015fletmeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015faca\u011f\u0131z.\u201d Sonra h\u0131zla, biraz da tepeden gelen g\u00fc\u00e7le, bu \u201c\u00f6zg\u00fcrl\u00fck alanlar\u0131na\u201d h\u00fccum ba\u015flar; sonu\u00e7 mu? Malum, p\u00fcre. M\u00fchendis, muhtemelen b\u00f6yle kurgulamam\u0131\u015ft\u0131r ama i\u015fin sosyal alandaki kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131 bu olsa gerek.]<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n Neyse, iyice ezilmi\u015f Korsan Liberaller pardon patatesler bekletilirken, bir tavada sos haz\u0131rlan\u0131r. Sos i\u00e7in so\u011fan ve biberler ince ince do\u011fran\u0131r. S\u0131v\u0131 ya\u011fa \u00f6nce so\u011fan, daha sonra biber ve son olarak da sal\u00e7a konur, k\u0131vama gelinceye kadar k\u0131zart\u0131l\u0131r. Haz\u0131rlanan sos, patateslere iyice yedirilir. Yedirme esnas\u0131nda miktar\u0131nda tuz, k\u0131rm\u0131z\u0131 pul biber ve reyhan da kat\u0131l\u0131r. Patates Kavurma haz\u0131r.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n Olduk\u00e7a pratik olan bu yemek, \u00e7ayla yenebildi\u011fi gibi, (k\u0131\u015f g\u00fcnleri) tur\u015fuyla da \u00e7ok g\u00fczel gider. E\u011fer kilo sorunu yoksa yan\u0131na mayonez de koyabilirsiniz fakat hardal\u0131 denemeyin, ben denedim \u00e7ok k\u00f6t\u00fc oldu. \u00c7ocuklu\u011fumun yeme\u011fi olan Patates Kavurma hem tam hem de \u201chalb-fabrikat\u201dt\u0131r.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n Mara\u015f\/ Elbistan usul\u00fc \u0130\u00e7li K\u00f6mbe\u2019nin ve \u0130\u00e7li K\u00f6fte\u2019nin i\u00e7i de aynen b\u00f6yle haz\u0131rlan\u0131r. \u0130\u00e7li K\u00f6fte\u2019yi (\u015fimdi) de\u011fil ama \u0130\u00e7li K\u00f6mbe\u2019yi \u201cbonus\u201d bab\u0131nda k\u0131saca tarif edeyim. Haz\u0131r pizza hamurunu yorgan-d\u00f6\u015fek yap\u0131p aras\u0131na da \u201cPatates Kavurma\u201d koyarsan\u0131z en sa\u011flam\u0131ndan \u0130\u00e7li K\u00f6mbe yapm\u0131\u015f olursunuz. K\u00f6mbe\u2019yi f\u0131r\u0131na vermeden \u00fcst\u00fcne yo\u011furt s\u00fcrer ve b\u0131\u00e7akla dilimlerseniz hem pi\u015fmesi hem de pi\u015ftikten sonra servisi kolay olur.\u00a0<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n [Okura \u00f6zel ara not: Murat, sen \u0130ngiltere\u2019de bu sal\u0131k verdi\u011fim haz\u0131r pizza hamurunu bo\u015funa arama; bulamazs\u0131n. Biz, Biraderle Derby\u2019nin b\u00fct\u00fcn Sainsbury’s\u2019lerini gezdik fakat la ilahe. En son, gen\u00e7ten bir \u0130ngiliz \u00e7al\u0131\u015fan \u201cunla suyu kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131rs\u0131n olur biter\u201d dedi\u011finde utan\u0131p, aramay\u0131 kestik. Fakat \u0130ngiliz unu fena de\u011filmi\u015f yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131m(\u0131z) ev hamuru olduk\u00e7a lezzetli oldu. \u00d6nder, sana bir \u015fey diyemiyorum; ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131n \u00e7aresine bak. Memlekettekiler ise ne yapaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 biliyordur: Haz\u0131r hamur, aras\u0131na i\u00e7!]<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n \u015eimdi diyorum ki!\u00a0<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n Hadi bakal\u0131m mutfa\u011fa. S\u00f6z, bula\u015f\u0131klar\u0131 ben y\u0131kayaca\u011f\u0131m.\u00a0<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n \u00a0<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n Hasan Sever<\/strong><\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n Z\u00fcrih, 10 Mart 2011<\/strong><\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n (Kahveyi ta\u015f\u0131rd\u0131k, iyi mi!)<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<\/div>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n \u00c7ok \u00f6nemli dipnot:<\/em><\/strong> Bakmay\u0131n ha\u015flanm\u0131\u015f patatesleri Korsan Liberaller\u2019e benzetti\u011fime; benimki tamamen muharrir densizli\u011fi. K\u0131ta Avrupas\u0131 e\u011fer k\u0131ta olabilmi\u015fse bu yekten patatesin marifetidir. Bizler nas\u0131l bulgur \u00fczerinden bu\u011fday tanesine pervaneysek, bir Avrupal\u0131n\u0131n midesi de patates k\u00f6k\u00fcndedir. Korsan Liberaller, de\u011fil bir k\u0131tay\u0131 doyurmak, ser\u00e7enin kursa\u011f\u0131n\u0131 bile dolduramazlar.\u00a0<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n Patates ve bulgura duydu\u011fum en derin sayg\u0131yla, arz ederim!<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n \u00a0<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n Not: Bu yaz\u0131 daha \u00f6nce e-hayelet.net sitesinde yay\u0131nlanm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r. Yaz\u0131da ismi ge\u00e7en \u015fah\u0131slar e-hayalet \u00fcyeleridir.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u0130brahim, ge\u00e7enlerde, \u201cHasan Abi, her konuda yazm\u0131\u015fs\u0131n\u201d deyince, \u015fakayla kar\u0131\u015f\u0131k \u201cEvet, bir yemek tarifi yazmad\u0131\u011f\u0131m kald\u0131\u201d dedim.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1126,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[5,178],"tags":[290,377,385,374,384,383,381,382],"class_list":["post-1118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-yazilar","category-yemek","tag-bulgur","tag-elbistan","tag-korsan-liberaller","tag-maras","tag-patates","tag-patates-kavurma","tag-yemek","tag-yemek-tarifi"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcbKCK-i2","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hasansever.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Patates-Kavurma.jpg?fit=512%2C380&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hasansever.org\/tr_TR\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hasansever.org\/tr_TR\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hasansever.org\/tr_TR\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hasansever.org\/tr_TR\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hasansever.org\/tr_TR\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1118"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/hasansever.org\/tr_TR\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1118\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2869,"href":"https:\/\/hasansever.org\/tr_TR\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1118\/revisions\/2869"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hasansever.org\/tr_TR\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1126"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hasansever.org\/tr_TR\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hasansever.org\/tr_TR\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hasansever.org\/tr_TR\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}